At least there are only two places the government overspends

Republican presidential candidate Ron Paul returned from the campaign to warn of global consequences if Congress fails to curb spending.

"I believe we're in denial here in the Congress," Paul said on the House floor. "If we had the vaguest idea of how serious this crisis is financially, not only for us but for the world, we'd cut spending, because you can't solve the problem of debt by accumulating more debt."

The Texas lawmaker deadpanned that the federal government's overspending is at least [be] limited to two places.

"Where do we spend too much money? In two places: overseas and domestically."